My name is Bentley and I'm probably the best horrible person you'll ever meet irl. Otherwise I'm just some gay on the internet trying to get a reblog.
"Oh how I wish that I had a daughter that had skin as white as snow, lips as red as blood, and hair as black as ebony." #SnowWhiteRoll made with snow crab, shrimp tempura, avocado, and mango. Topped with sweet eel sauce and sriracha (chili powder also available) makes this a roll you won’t sleep on! (at Red Bang Bang Sushi)
why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?
and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong
Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both
i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula
“Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”
ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world
although perhaps a bit too literal
Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.
I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me
you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”