Incorrect:
I’m sorry ma’am but you have herpes.
Correct:
Hey I’m your doctor
and this is crazy
but you have herpes
next time use a condom maybe
Erik. 21. Trainwreck with awesome perfection. Why don't you take a seat?
Starting in October I will be a substitute Spanish teacher at a high school in Southern Indiana.
(buchanankingから)
The best way to break any news to someone is to sing it to them as a parody of call me maybe
Sethtokyo's Sanctum: Parody Time (Call Me Maybe- Carly Rae Jepsen)
So…inspired by Boondock saints 1 & 2. I wrote this parody song.
I know I’m doing so well
Sending the bad guys to hell
I shot them all and they fell
And they all died today
I shot the one in the wrist
Oh my, did he sure look pissed
I knocked him out with my fist
And he too, died today
…
"bro, i know she looks tight
but something’s shady
so please don’t stick your
dick in crazy!"
— my husband’s tragically unfinished parody of “call me maybe” (via atonaldevotion)
